Somethings messed up and I'm not quite sure what it is. I need some time to investigate.
I'm not sure how long this will take but it is likely there wont be a fix until this weekend.
I appologize for this inconvenience. Thanks for your patience. I'll do what I can as quickly as I can.
In the meantime, here is a funny picture from Engrish.com:
Engrish - noun - A form of English characterized by bad translation from Japanese by someone who is decent at translating vocabulary but has a poor grasp of English grammar. Tends to be a word-by-word literal translation with humorous results for native English speakers. Engrish is most common in old video games and anime subtitles. The term "Engrish" comes from the fact that the Japanese language does not have distinct L and R sounds. They do have a consonant that is roughly somewhere in between these two sounds, but whether this translates to L or R in English depends on the situation (and therefore can be interpreted wrong.) (from UrbanDictionary)